Lol it is true, here in the county of Floyd we often tie ropes and large stones to men's legs of the hairy chested nature, throw them off a bridge, if you float you live and are worshiped as a king if you don't then guess we will see you in a couple of weeks at the locks....bahahaha, how did you like the "ye old" english in that one
She floats..... she's a witch!!!! No... she's a duck.
And hair or not you look like you would definitely float!!!
You men are just jealous that I survived the 2010 dunking of the Sasquatch festival here in the great state of Kentucky... bahahaha
Born on a Canebreak, Raised by a bear
Got a double set of jaw teeth, fine coat of hair
Cast iron b@!!$ and a heart of ice
I'm a mean motherf***er, I'm a Coal Miner BY G##!