mitch 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2004 On my first excursion to Thailand (Phukett), my room-mate (Bob) and my buddy(Tim) headed in for liberty after a long night of duty. From the start, we lived large and enjoy ourselves (Bob and I are married...Tim is not). Well into 4 pm, Tim proclaims that he is in need of a prostitute and knows of a place where he can attain services. Tim is also a huge penny-pincher. Bob and I grab another Sing-Hai at a bar across the street and tell Tim that we'll wait for him to sew his salty oats. Tim comes back protesting the price for a simple hand job and says it isn't worth the 200 Baht (~$4 USD). We tell him to go barter and get it down to $1. Watching him haggle with the madame at the door's entrance was comical, but he finally gave us the thumbs up, layed down the green-back and sauntered in. Not more than 3 minutes later, Tim is walking kind of fast towards us, head down adjusting his belt. He was immediately followed by a 60 year old mama-san with one of those big yellow gloves on one hand and a bottle of Jurgens in the other yelling "WHY YOU NO COME? WHY YOU NO COME?!!" Some things are just too funny and I really have trouble looking his now-girlfriend in the eye when they attend command functions. Take care all, Mitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MIKE*A 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2004 Too bad you didn't have a dig. camera w/you.........you would "own" him for the rest of his life over that one......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
