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As I have just broke my cherry here, I'll leave my favourite joke today.

 

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?

He sits up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Wife says, "hiss hiss boo!" WJG

I say, "No way ... that's a good 'un!!!"

 

Welcome to the site.

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Two ladies talking at a wake...

So sorry about your husband... What happened?

He died of poisoning...

Oh... But... he looks like he was beaten up...

Well, he did not want to take it...

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If you haven't seen "Simon's Cat", here's an episode. If you have ... it's the newest episode!

 

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So, I picked up a hitch-hiker on the way home from work today. I know, in today's world, it's not wise to pick 'em up. But this guy was of the same mind. He thanked me for the ride. Then he asked, "How do you know I am not a serial killer?" I told him, "Hah! The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical!"

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