niveker 0 Report post Posted January 15 46 minutes ago, flytire said: Nice - not there yet though. My Mom used to rag on my Dad for falling asleep in front of the boob-tube before going to bed. Dad's response was "I'm practicing!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthJerseyGuy 0 Report post Posted January 16 "I know a good joke when I steal one." Milton Berle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niveker 0 Report post Posted January 17 My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” “No" I replied, a little concerned. She yelled back, “How about now?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites