Joke of the day

[rstaight 0]

Mike,

 

That's funny.

[flytire 0]

[Adam Saarinen 0]

Nice!:-))

[essequamvideri 0]

I made a mistake the other day and went grocery shopping hungry. When I got home I realized that I am now the proud owner of isle 4!

 

Michael

[mikechell 0]

Wife and I make the opposite mistake. We always go to a restaurant before going to the grocery ... (Hey, grab a date where you can, you know)

Anyway ... if we eat too much, we get home and realize we only bought cleaning supplies and cat food. Forgot all about the food for us.

[mikechell 0]

It's only 6:00pm ... and it's already dark as night outside. What the .... ???

 

Is it too early for "Seasonal Depression" to be kicking in ???

[Bimini15 0]

Nope.

Mine started back in September, when Costco put out their Thanksgiving stuff.

[rstaight 0]

Went to one of the big box stores the day after Halloween and they had all of the candy moved. In it's place wasn't Thanksgiving decorations but Christmas. At least wait till the middle of November.

[caloosa bug 0]

Catch fish, drink beer, get dirty!

[Adam Saarinen 0]

I'm wondering how those 2 Red splats fit in? :-o

[Hatchet Jack 0]

A Wee Pig Story

 

A man was on a long walk in the country.

He became thirsty so he stopped at a little cottage and ask for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.

There was a wee pig running about the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal

 

of attention.

The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied, "Aye, but he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

[josephcsylvia 0]

If you need a good laugh!!

Disclaimer, this guy is an idiot and its humor at his stupidity.

 

https://youtu.be/4mVO8x86INI

[Hatchet Jack 0]

Damn, I can't unsee that joe.

[josephcsylvia 0]

Damn, I can't unsee that joe.

Lol!

[DavidR 0]

With Christmas close upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several beers followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and a few tequila shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something slightly different - I took a taxi home.

Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

 

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.