Adam Saarinen 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2017 Like!👍 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtrout58 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2017 So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
islander727 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2017 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2017 I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
essequamvideri 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2017 Floyd, I think we may be related. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piker20 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2017 What's the difference between people from Dubai and those from Abu Dhabi? Those from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. Those from Abu Dhabi do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2017 LOL That joke's MUCH better vocally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 1, 2017 Airplane.... Guy had to fly but hadn't flown much. He boarded and took his seat. He thought wouldn't be great if a pretty girl would end up adjacent seat. Sure enough here comes a beauty sashsaing down the aisle and sits down next to him. "Hot ****!" He thought. "Hi there fellow" she broke the silence "Where are you headed?" He said "Oh, I'm headed to Chicago to a nymphomaniac convention to give a seminar " she replied. He was flabergasted but held his composure, "What is your subject?" She replied, "I'm going to discuss virility in men." "How is that?" He questioned "Well the most endowed men seem to be the native Americans, Indians. The most passionate men are usually Jewish. But for the overall greatest sex is with southern farmboy or cowboy. By the way what is your name? My name is Sheila." He exclaimed, "Ah....Ah...My name is TONTO GOLDSTINE!!!!!but everybody calls me ah....ah....BUBBA!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2017 A motorist hits a dove on his way home. The dove looks dead, but the motorist takes it home, and puts it in a cage to take care of it... When the dove finally wakes up, it looks around, finds itself in the cage and thinks... S***...! I must have killed the motorist...! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 2, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? . To prove to the armadillo it can be done! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fshng2 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2017 When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2017 Ole & Sven are down at the local watering hole one night, drinkin' and yakkin'........ Ole: "Ya know der Sven, I tink my Lena, I tink she may have died, yup." Sven: "Uff da! By golly now Ole, what makes you tink dat?" Ole: "Well ya know, the sex is dah same but the dishes keep piling up, yup." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saltybum 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2017 Don't mess me up with car jokes. It's already hard enough with parking in the driveway and driving on the parkway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites