mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2020 The media, as a target, is okay. Some recent posts were too political and have been deleted or modified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iroc_Jeff 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2020 Did you guys hear about the guy down in Florida who stole a truck full of campbells soup? Between you and me i hope they put him away for MMmm MMmm good... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2020 Or the thieves who stole the truck full of viagra and iron pills. They're looking for hardened criminals heading North for no reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iroc_Jeff 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2020 Or when my grandpa died because we didn't know his blood type. He just kept telling us to be positive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poopdeck 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2020 Or the horse that walked into the bar and the bartender said, hey buddy why the long face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2020 Speaking of grandpa ... when I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep like he did. Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lesg 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2020 Did you hear about the old guy who went to the doctor looking for 1/2 strength viagra. Just strong enough so he wouldn't pee on his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2020 Isolation situation: I went into the kitchen to get something to drink, noticed there were dishes in the sink to be washed. Started filling the sink, noticed the dish soap was almost empty. Looked under the sink, noticed the trap was dripping. Went to the garage to get a wrench, noticed a spot on the car windshield. Got the glass cleaner and a paper towel and cleaned off the spot, noticed the inside surface needed cleaning. Opened the car door to clean the windshield, noticed the dome light didn't come on. Checked it and it was burned out. Went to my stash of such things, noticed I'd left a few tools out after finishing my last project. Started putting those away, noticed the chain saw blade I needed to sharpen. Suddenly, the Wife is screaming at me that the sink faucet is running and the kitchen is flooded, the car's beeper is beeping away, there's tools and glass cleaner sitting on the hood of my car <I don't know why> and for some reason, I am thirsty as hell. I wonder if strong thirst is a sign of that virus going 'round? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denduke 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2020 Need little.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2020 May the Fourth be with you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flat Rock native 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2020 41 minutes ago, TIER said: 👍👍😎😎 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flat Rock native 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, denduke said: oooo new spirit animal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
