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A lady gave birth to her son in the car on the way to the hospital.

Her husband named the kid  Carson.

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True story:

My father delivered my youngest brother in the back seat of a police cruiser in front of our house. Growing up his nickname was Cruiser. 

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Here in Mass where the Government never misses an opportunity to take charge of our lives the Governor has decreed no more than 10 people are allowed at your home for Thanksgiving.  Lets all pray these vaccines work!

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13 hours ago, DFoster said:

Here in Mass where the Government never misses an opportunity to take charge of our lives the Governor has decreed no more than 10 people are allowed at your home for Thanksgiving.

It's difficult to legislate common sense.  But maybe he'll save a few people from getting sick by passing along the "suggestion".  The members of my family are from diverse population groups, we may as well be "strangers" in the sense of the groups of people we associate with individually. We have been using Zoom to our advantage.   We are going to have "dinner together" in that context. It works for me.

BTW, the photo above was funny!

Bill

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Not really a joke, but Wife thinks it's hilarious. 

I did a load of laundry Wednesday, including the pants I'd worn to work that day.  I usually check pockets before I put pants in the wash, but I ... obviously ... didn't this time.  While transferring clothes to the dryer, I found my cell phone lying in the bottom of the washer.  While it certainly cleared out any caches and old phone numbers ... the washing machine is NOT the way to clean a phone.

Just saying.

Hopefully, my replacement will arrive today.

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Been there done that.   I didn’t notice till heard it tumbling in the dryer.   It worked for 3 months before dying.  The key I think was it wasn’t on but turned off.  It was old Nokia,  Kecyros, sp.    This gives you an opportunity to get a smart phone so you can join the woke Generation.😝  All your pics and info would be on The Cloud.   Easily recovered.

Theres some great deals offered lately giving away a free IPhone . Them boogers are about $1000.  Oops you aready got replacement coming, rats!

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Rich, it's the extreme left's version of "enlightened."  Other than that, the explanations would get too political to carry on here.

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