Joke of the day

[Mike West 0]

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

[niveker 0]

I knew that punch line was coming, but I burst out laughing anyway.  Ha ha ha. 

[AlexNillson89 0]

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

[denduke 0]

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[niveker 0]

@denduke, think of the perfect world it would be if they would only buy that line, LOL!

[fshng2 0]

[niveker 0]

That's funny. 

[essequamvideri 0]

20 hours ago, fshng2 said:

Was this in Texas?

Michael

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[Noahguide 0]

For you ice fisherman

https://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2021/02/14

 

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