richmce 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) two irishmen are fishing in a boat one get a tug an pulls up a lantern. he wipes it off and i genie appears and say he has one wish. irish man laughs and says turn this lake into beer. he dips his cup in the lake ,tastes and an then burps and says hell now we have to piss in the boat Edited February 17, 2022 by richmce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steeldrifter 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2022 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandan 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2022 On 2/19/2022 at 11:46 AM, Steeldrifter said: Tanks for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SilverCreek 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2022 My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the corona virus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too. Simply go outside and pee in the yard. If ants gather: DIABETES If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS If you return to your house with it outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
partsman 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2022 That’s a good one SilverCreek, I needed a good chuckle. Thanks, Mike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2022 There I was, standing beside my truck, when someone started tapping me on my shoulder. Since I was off the clock, and getting ready to go home, I did my best to ignore whoever it was. The person kept tapping me and tapping me. Here's the best part ... Tap here to continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RickZieger 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2022 Two 90 year old ladies were outside the pharmacy today. One said to the other "let's shock them>" The other said How? The first said we will order pregnancy tests. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2022 4 hours ago, DFoster said: As disgusting as that situation is ... it's on a train, not a plane. I'm not saying it couldn't happen on a plane these days ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFoster 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2022 Good catch Mike but Train or not that’s funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RickZieger 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2022 The beauty of learning to cast a lure and wait for hours for a tug on the line that may never come escapes us now. We buy our fish; we don’t catch it. We get it filleted and packaged in cling wrap instead of wet and shiny from the sea. We get our fruit peeled and chopped at the delicatessen. We don’t pick it from the trees anymore. We miss the moment of stopping to watch the sun go down before we pull the fish in over the stern or climb down the ladder with the basket of cherries." Joan Chittister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flytire 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2022 no gas....no squeegee 😀 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caloosa bug 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2022 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites