SilverCreek 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2022 A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheelchair?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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richmce 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2022 why is it that nobody invites T REX over for Thanksgiving dinner? Cause his front arms are so short he cant pass the food Happy Thanksgiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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niveker 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2022 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene L 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2022 An Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Scotsman yells, "Drinks all around, on me!" The crowd roared and applauded. Next day, the local paper read "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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richmce 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2023 life is nuts heard 6 of the 7 dwarfs are not happy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flytire 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2023 ice fishing https://youtu.be/wTd_RI9SlVg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2023 Don't yell through a collander.....it will strain your voice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2023 NOTE: Big sale at the Lego store People are lined up for blocks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
