cphubert 0 Report post Posted January 10 1 hour ago, flytire said: 😲😳 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 11 Everyone told Sam not to sing But Samsung anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 12 I was robbed at a gas station in MT last night. After my hands stopped trembling. I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9… Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niveker 0 Report post Posted January 12 Hate to admit it, but I'm enjoying these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted January 12 7 hours ago, redband02 said: yes.. it was pump number 9 HAHAHA ... LOVE THIS ONE !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 14 According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines: 1. What was your income for the year? 2. What were your expenses? 3. How much have you left? 4. Send it in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niveker 0 Report post Posted January 14 LOL - that sounds about right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 16 A logger went to cut down a talking tree in the forest The tree said you can't cut me down, I am a talking tree The logger said you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redband02 0 Report post Posted January 21 Dad, what's a forklift? food son, food Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niveker 0 Report post Posted January 21 1 hour ago, redband02 said: Dad, what's a forklift? food son, food LOL - reminds me of my Gramps, two of his favorites were hammerfor and henweigh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalarMan 0 Report post Posted Tuesday at 08:52 PM This has been around a while...but here goes. A pirate with a peg leg, a hook for one hand and patch over one eye walks into his regular dockside bar after being at sea for quite a spell. The bartender looks at him and says "good heavens what happened to you?" "Well" the pirate says "we were in a battle with another ship and a cannonball took my leg off at the knee. My shipmates got me fixed up and now I have the peg leg. You know pirates...wasn't long before we were in another skirmish and my opponent in that fight cut my hand off. Once again my shipmates fixed me up and now I have the hook." The bartender asks "and the eyepatch? What happened?" The pirate said he was on deck and looking at the bright blue sky when a seagull crapped right in his eye. The bartender chuckled and said "that's no reason for the patch." "You may be right" the pirate says..."but it was my first day with the hook." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niveker 0 Report post Posted Tuesday at 08:57 PM 👍 - The classics are always good for a chuckle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
