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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

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I nearly flipped a Church bus with a mouse pattern.:blink: I never knew my flies were so scary. :rolleyes:

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It is all cute fun until someone finds the stinger hook, or Claudia throws a right cross :-) Cheers Futzer.

 

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:blink: is it now i shall say i bark worse then i bite ?

 

 

:gunsmilie: hehe

 

:hypocrite: C

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I did have a similar experience, but not with my wife. A friend was over and he brought his two teenage kids. I was showing them how fly tying worked... they were quite interested. I offered them each a fly. The boy took one of my big perch patterns that i tied with EP fibers. He figured he could catch some pike with it. The girl inspected all of my flies intensely and chose a clouser pattern imitating a rainbow shiner... it had some purple, some lavender, some blue crystal flash and red eyes. She said it was the prettiest fly I had. Go figure

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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

 

Hey Claudia. Do you want to go on a date? :jumpy:

 

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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

 

Hey Claudia. Do you want to go on a date? :jumpy:

 

 

PS: This is just a joke...

 

Sure DHise

A true fisherman gets a bite everywhere and on anything. its now proven.

Pm sent.

 

:coffee: C

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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

 

Well I did ask her permission to share this story and showed her the post before posting it, cause I'm not an asshole. Trust me I am WAY weirder then she is lol, and would freely admit it (I think all of us are really strange, how many people have chunks of dead animals that they handle regularly :yahoo: ) I was just simply outlining some of the undeniable differences between men and women.

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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

 

Well I did ask her permission to share this story and showed her the post before posting it, cause I'm not an asshole. Trust me I am WAY weirder then she is lol, and would freely admit it (I think all of us are really strange, how many people have chunks of dead animals that they handle regularly :yahoo: ) I was just simply outlining some of the undeniable differences between men and women.

 

Im really sorry for offending you and your girlfriend with my ruff humor, and i wish that you took the time to read the First line of text in my post ones more... because that is the the only thing in there that i Realy meant. its just a joke.

 

Sorry for that misunderstanding.

 

ill now stay in my corner, NOOO eye contact for the rest of the evening... :cry:

 

Regards to you and your girlfriend. Claudia

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I dunno every time I show my mom a new fulldress that I worked along time at, she says it looks like a bug and if it landed by her she would swat it. What a way to crush a kids ego. :hyst:

If you don't mash down the barb, it is a swat she would not likely forget or repeat... :bugeyes:

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I was told last Friday that the only way I was allowed to tie all night was if I set up a bench and a tv in the bedroom :shocking: :ban:

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Ps, this is just a joke!!!

 

 

IIIiiiiiii, what a cute little adorable animal you made, can i keep it as a pet??! :wub:

ill guess that is what you expected to hear.... but suddenly

i feel the urge to quote an Ace Ventura song... Asss Hooool e miiiiooo

Dude... if i were yours to call girlfriend, and you on top of that called me weird.... In public??!! :boxing: UUUh, you wanna play ruff??

id probably would superglue yours slippers to the floor one early hangover morning late for fishing without even blinking....:wheelchair:

and then take the full fliebox and mess them "cute" flies of yours up by fishing... :butt:

 

:coffee:

 

 

:P C

 

Well I did ask her permission to share this story and showed her the post before posting it, cause I'm not an asshole. Trust me I am WAY weirder then she is lol, and would freely admit it (I think all of us are really strange, how many people have chunks of dead animals that they handle regularly :yahoo: ) I was just simply outlining some of the undeniable differences between men and women.

 

Im really sorry for offending you and your girlfriend with my ruff humor, and i wish that you took the time to read the First line of text in my post ones more... because that is the the only thing in there that i Realy meant. its just a joke.

 

Sorry for that misunderstanding.

 

ill now stay in my corner, NOOO eye contact for the rest of the evening... :cry:

 

Regards to you and your girlfriend. Claudia

 

I didn't take offense to your comments I saw you were just joking. Sorry if you took my comments as me being offended. I thought your post was really funny. I just thought I would clarify just in case someone were to think I was being condescending to women

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I didn't take offense to your comments I saw you were just joking. Sorry if you took my comments as me being offended. I thought your post was really funny. I just thought I would clarify just in case someone were to think I was being condescending to women
Great :headbang: then can i come out from the corner again ;) ?

 

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Hi Claudia, I knew you were just poking fun. I still would not get within right cross swinging distance, if you were P.O. ed :rolleyes: Jeff.

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