flyfishingheaven 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 "Shootin Line?, I want something for my husbands rod, not a gun....." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WYKnot 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE (catchandrelease @ Dec 8 2004, 04:16 PM) Not to mention the "sweat"heart issue ooops...I had the "literacy" button set to manual mode and missed that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightfish 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 A couple of months ago, I stopped in a small town sporting goods store for some tippett. This place keeps it behind the counter, so you have to have a salesperson help you. I ask the kid behind the counter for a spool of Umpqua 5x. He asks if I've tried the RIO stuff ($2 more than what I asked for). Yes, but I prefer the Umpqua. "What about the FrogHair? It's the best stuff out there!" (and $2 more than the RIO). "Yep, I've tried it. It sucked. I'll take the Umpqua." He grabs it, and says "Yeah, they're all the same anyway." Last month, Stef goes in there for some materials. The kid has been made the fishing dept manager. He knows her, and asks for some advice... "I've been telling people that Olive Blue Wings and Glow Bugs are what's working...is that right?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Hard 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 Do you tie flies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcfly 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE There may be a couple of answers to that one but only one "safe" answer. wink.gif The correct anwser when asked "Do I look fat in anything" is "I think it makes you look sexy!" followed by a smile and a wink. Why you ask? This turns the spot light on her and off you while causing her to forget about the original question. Now she thinks she is sexy and a sexy woman is a happy woman. Oh and a happy man..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted December 11, 2004 QUOTE (WYKnot @ Dec 8 2004, 01:11 PM) “Honey, do these waders make me look fat?” The safest answer...fake some chest pains. Diversion is your only chance for salvation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Juan 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2004 I usually go with: "I notice nothing I'm blinded by your beauty." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
