retrocarp 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2015 If it smells like a dead bird and looks like a dead bird ... It probably is a dead bird . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2015 Jack !!!! Hide it, quick !!!!Don't answer the door, no matter what !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Simplejack 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2015 Jack !!!! Hide it, quick !!!! Don't answer the door, no matter what !!! unnamed.jpg Too late! They are already here. I ran under the house as soon as I seen them pull up. I brought my vice and materials so I should be ok down here for at least a couple days.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artimus001 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2015 i hope you have some hide patches under there. you might have to chew on one or two for protein, if your under there for awhile, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
add147 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2015 Jack !!!! Hide it, quick !!!! Don't answer the door, no matter what !!! unnamed.jpg mikechell, I always love your humor buddy! LOL!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2015 Thank you, sir. It comes from being married ... you MUST have a sense of humor if it's to last. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbie@this 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2015 If you have any mortician friends, ask for low odor embalming fluid. It will set up the skin (brush on-formaldehyde works on protein) and kill the "dead bird" smell. Also, put a little Vicks Vapo-Rub under your nose...you won't smell anything but the menthol. I'm a former mortician. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites