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#1 flytire

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 01:00 PM

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#2 mikechell

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 04:04 PM

Nope, you can't fix stupid.  But I'm a firm believer, we should build "Soylent Green" factories and start using them to eliminate THIS level of stupid.


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#3 The Mad Duck

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 05:12 PM

Duct Tape couldnt even fix that kind of stupid and Duct Tape can fix about anything



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Posted 20 July 2019 - 09:06 PM

Should the rest of that saying be, you can't fix stupid...

But you can break intelligent

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 03:21 PM

You can fix stupid! A good whack in the head with a sledge hammer ought to do it.

#6 Fisherboy0301

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 07:16 PM

Some saw the outing as fun.
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#7 Poopdeck

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 09:43 PM

What a dumbass! Clearly it would take at least three kids to safely keep the pool from blowing off the car.

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 10:00 PM

What a dumbass! Clearly it would take at least three kids to safely keep the pool from blowing off the car.

 

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#9 mikechell

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Posted 23 July 2019 - 05:42 AM

What a dumbass! Clearly it would take at least three kids to safely keep the pool from blowing off the car.

laugh.png Great observation, Poopdeck !!!  

 

Unless they're under 4 years old ... then you'll need to double or triple that number !!!  laugh.png


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