polock 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 lock the wife out of the house so you can enjoy piece and quiet without hearing nagging about spending too much time fishing and tying flies. lol only be prepared to be armed with a bat or venomous spiked club when you unlock the door cause this has a tendicy to make them quite angry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mb82 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 I will have to remember that one when I get a wife. The current prospect I think I would have to have a tranquilizer gun handy because if I did that I know a bat would not keep me from getting my butt kicked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polock 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 BRILLIANT, TRANK GUN WOULD BE GREAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chase Creek 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 My wife is 6-0 tall, with a helluva reach. Yes Dear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fry Flier 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 Must be doing something wrong here, mine offers to lock and bar the door. :hyst: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maddog48 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 I think the advice I got that I should have listened to was... are you sure you really want to start tying flies? Here it is... off and on tying for 30 years and I'd still like to find that guy in the fly shop that didn't push hard enough to get me out the door without buying anything the first day. :wallbash: Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashby 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 That is great advice, when I DO let her back in, it will be the same understanding. I wear the pants in the family (never mind the fact that she picks them out and irons them) and I always get the last word in "yes dear." I aint no dummy, mine is a 5ft 4in 100 pound Italian, trust me, when she gets pissed, she grows to three times that :hyst: I still try to talk big though :headbang: Ashby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maddog48 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 Ashby... that sounds like my daughter-in-law. She's 4'11" and all of 90 pounds. My son says it's 4'11" and 90 pounds of pure mean. He's 6'3" and he's another one to get the last words in. Either yes dear or I'm sorry dear. I have a soon to be 3 year old grandson that is afraid of one thing in life. He acts up and all my son has to say is here comes mama and the boy goes into hiding. Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Juan 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 Amateurs... All you need is a comfortable couch and you can do whatever you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polock 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 i'm close to 6'3" my couch is 6' so i am basic S.O.L. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashby 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 :hyst: sounds like your daughter in law and my wife came from the same side of the road. Probably a good thing though, no telling what kind of shape I would be in without her. Ashby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites