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#1006 flytire

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 08:55 AM

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Most fishermen use the double haul to throw their casting mistakes further - Lefty Kreh


#1007 fshng2

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 12:48 PM

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#1008 mikechell

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 02:38 PM

Put broken items and trash in boxes, tape them up and put them on your doorstep as if they'd been delivered that day.  The thieves will steal those and have ... less than nice ... holiday surprises.


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Posted 22 December 2018 - 08:42 AM

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#1010 mikechell

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Posted 22 December 2018 - 10:28 AM

LOL .... however, Trout, you'll come and go, and you'll still want to play.  AND ... if you're not there, you don't mind if I play with a few others.

 

A pissed off wife is there ALL the time, and when she doesn't want to play, nobody gets to play.


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#1011 fshng2

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Posted 23 December 2018 - 05:23 PM

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth he talks for only 5 minutes.

The second Sunday he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday he talks for two and a half hours.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they

asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for

more than five minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. 

But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't stop talking.



#1012 flytire

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 10:37 AM

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 10:47 AM

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 07:54 PM

Sittin on the dock of the bay. Watchin the TIDE roll away....
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 07:22 PM

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#1016 mikechell

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 10:18 PM

That one took me off guard, Caloosa!  Thank you for the laugh.


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#1017 denduke

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 04:36 PM

The English language is difficult but can be understood though through tough thorough thought...

A guy's wife had a seashell tattooed to her thigh. He said when he puts his ear up to it he can smell the ocean....
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#1018 mikechell

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 10:57 AM

My new favorite T-shirt.

 

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 04:18 PM

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#1020 flytire

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 01:45 PM

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