[Gregg A]

After a little "incident" this afternoon, I came up with this top 10 list of ways to really p o your wife.

10. Foreget to take the trash out to the curb on garbage day.

9. Dont take the garbage out to the trash can.

8. Spend more $$ on your truck on your anniversary than you do her.

7. Buy flowers for your secretary on her birthday, but foreget your wifes (even though your house number is also the date of her birthday)

6. Insist on wearing your muddy boots in the house, just in case you get called to work.

5. Call her at work and tell her that her dog hasnt moved in two hours and may be dead.

4. Call her at work 10 minutes later and tell her never mind, false alarm. He got up to go take another nap.

3. Take a call from your sons principle and pick him up early because he got kicked out of first grade for three days, then foreget to tell her.

2. Change the babys diaper, but not the clothes she slept in the night before. (they looked clean to me)


And the number one way to really make your wife mad..................

Let her walk into the dining room and find you and your son tying flys with your vices clamped onto her brand new (like 4 days old) $1200 dining room table.

[mb82]

Funny

Heck I was going to put something like, have her catch you checking out a blonde when she is a redhead. Might not be my wife but man was I in trouble.

[Carver]

How anout come home on your anniversary with a $500 fly reel and no gift for her! She did'nt fall for " I thought maybe you could learn to fish!"

[mcfly]

#1 Don't read the to do list she leaves you.

[Redleg]

How anout come home on your anniversary with a $500 fly reel and no gift for her! She did'nt fall for " I thought maybe you could learn to fish!"

"Gee hun.... UPS hasn't been here yet? I better run down to the wherehouse and have a chat with them...."

[chrislorne]

"2. Change the babys diaper, but not the clothes she slept in the night before. (they looked clean to me)"


hehe,

*wife comes home from work* "why is the baby still in his pj's ???!!!"

[HideHunter]

Mark off things on the "To Do" list.. Just don't do them..

Took my wife 4 days to figure that one out-- the *first* time. uh oh..

[wilcara]

Guy told me he was "making love" with his wife and she commented that he was going for a long time tonight, so he said "Yeah, I can't think of anyone sexy..."

I think that worked from what I heard!

[bentflyrod]

Go golfing on your second anniversary, without her!

Don't ask what the pink stuff is that she cooked, just eat it!

BFR

[steeldrifter]

Awnser any question that starts out "do you think" with a resounding YES!!!

Example:

do you think this makes me look fat?

do you think I look older than when we first meet?

do you think she is prettier than me?

do you think they messed my hair up at the salon today?

do you think I'm just gonna deal with you goin on some fishing trip all the time?

do you think I'm the only one that knows where the fridge is at?

do you think I'm here just to serve you?

do you think your gonna get out of going to my folks this christmas?

do you think your old girlfriend would do that?

[Sjo Crapels]

Keeping baitfish in the bath tub
Sjo

[munky]

Let her walk into the dining room and find you and your son tying flys with your vices clamped onto her brand new (like 4 days old) $1200 dining room table.

I'm surprised that your still around to warn us about this one. Youch!

[Ralph Jones]

Storing your leftover Shiner minnows in the aquarium in the living room until the next fishing trip. A friend of mine did this, ONCE. LOL. Ralph

[Linesides]

Left seaworms in the frig for the next day, needless to say I heard about that when she thought it was a pastry box.
Dave

[chrislorne]

carboys full of wine and beer fermenting in the bedroom, and she doesn't even drink, she complains that the room stinks like a brewery