Posted 08 December 2008 - 11:24 PM
WARNING: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK
No pike or muskie shall be found liable if fisherman sustains injury while using this fly. Keep you arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Beware of ridiculous laughing by ER staff while eradicating this fly from the back of your neck. Can cause lower back pain, eye twitches, and all around general euphoria, especially when hot tub sized boils occur at the base of the fly. Certain cure for E.D., and posers standing behind you and slightly to the right. Not limited to fresh water species, especially in Australia where it can be used for salt water crocks, and feral pigs. Outlawed in certain parts of Utah, Oklahoma, and North Dakota. Do not attempt a roll cast as certain types of diarrhea, vision loss, nosebleeds, and facial scars may occur. Cannot be thrown within 2 miles of any airport. Keep one in all your fly boxes and when your father in law asks what is working for the baetis emergers, haul this baby out and make him tie it on his 5X with his 3 weight. Har har.
Cheers Futzer.
Tie a man a fly and you give him fresh air, some exercise and a lot of fun. Teach a man to tie flies and eventually it takes over all free time, a room in his house and several thousand of his dollars.