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#1 smallieFanatic

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 12:46 AM

Ok....so I was digging around in the old topics today and I came upon an ancient thread started by a 'Redleg.' I read the thing (27 pages!) and the first page or two had me in hysterics. Afterword it got a little vulgar but it was a great idea. So lets start a new one...........I'll start the story, and everyone else continues it with three more words. Might be fun

Try to make sure it makes sense....

Once upon a.......

Jan

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 01:02 AM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod....

As in the Army, I have never had a bad day flyfishing, some damn uncomfortable ones but never a bad one!
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 11:29 AM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:13 PM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed

I'll fish for anything I tell ya!!!
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:53 PM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the

#6 ChuckingFluff

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:58 PM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with

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#7 lykos33

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 03:34 PM

QUOTE (ChuckingFluff @ Jan 4 2010, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with

this is beginning to sound like an old Beatles song....Lucy in the sky with Diamonds....

I'll fish for anything I tell ya!!!
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE (ChuckingFluff @ Jan 4 2010, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with

marmalade and fishsticks

"If the author of the Declaration of Independence were to utter such a sentiment today, the Post Office Department could exclude him from the mail, grand juries could indict him for sedition and criminal syndicalism, legislative committees could seize his private papers... and United States Senators would be clamoring for his deportation that he... should be sent back to live with the rest of the terrorists." -Frank Cobb

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:58 PM

QUOTE (TitanFlies @ Jan 4 2010, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE (ChuckingFluff @ Jan 4 2010, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with

marmalade and fishsticks

then someone farted.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:29 PM

It smelled like...

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:14 PM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fishsticks. It smelled like a baitfisherman's truck.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:16 PM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fishsticks. Then someone farted. It smelled like a baitfisherman's truck. A little old....

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:36 PM

QUOTE (smallieFanatic @ Jan 4 2010, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimey worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fishsticks. Then someone farted. It smelled like a baitfisherman's truck. A little old....

green '53 Chevy

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 11:05 AM

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimy worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fish sticks. Then someone farted. It smelled like a bait fisherman’s truck. A little old green '53 Chevy rots in the

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