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Posted 29 September 2004 - 03:10 PM

A few months back we did this and it was alot of fun. I'm gonna start a story somebody adds their own twist and the next person does the same. It can go on and on and it's amazing where the story begins and where it ends up. blink.gif





Steeldrifter being the lazy unemployed bum that he is was still sleeping at noon. He became very upset when he was woken up from his peaceful slumber by someone tapping on his door. He stumbled to the door, opened it, and was suprised to see...............
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 03:15 PM

a game warden that was investigating the strange disappearance of a wild porcupine.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 03:16 PM

The game warden was a little disturbed when Steve answered the door wearing only his pink thong and asked him to.........
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 03:59 PM

Submit to a cavity search, or...
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 03:59 PM


explain the porcupine quills attached to his thong.


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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:03 PM

After peeking into the house and seeing at least 2 people laying face down on the floor, and a keg of Busch Light sitting empty in the fireplace, the game warden carefully reached for his radio...
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:06 PM


When Steeldrifter was heard to say "That's not your radio!"...
"For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish." - John H. Bradley
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:10 PM

Your radio is in your pocket.If thats not your radio in your pocket you must be happy to see me.
You sure have a pretty ...
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Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:12 PM

damn hairy back, he then realized that the porkie in question wasn't abducted but instead tried to mate with SD. knowing this, the warden quickly.....
He told us about Christ's disciples being fishermen, and we were left to assume, as my brother and I did, that all first-class fishermen on the Sea of Galilee were fly fishermen and that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:14 PM

Tossed him some Calamine lotion that he had in his pocket. Looking closer the game warden realized that SD's thong wasn't his but really belonged to...
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:17 PM

The little old lady with only 3 teeth. Thinking quickly he ...
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:34 PM

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Grabbing Steve around the middle the game warden decided to get frisky


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Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:35 PM

...pulled off one of the yellow silk "flossing" gloves (borrowed from TroutBum) and slapped the warden smack in the kisser and exclaimed "How dare you imply that...
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 06:10 PM

(This is not part of the post, it is only a comment of the post. )
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( I don't think I need to say more)
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 06:12 PM

...I am fat!". The Game warden decided that things were getting a little dangerous so he pulled out his pepper spray...
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