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Jeff Foxworthy about Canadians Can't argue with it.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 05:30 PM

Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.


If someone in a Home Depot store
offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialled a wrong number,
you may live in Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
south of Detroit for the weekend,
you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Canada.

If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
in the same day and back again,
you may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Canada.

If you carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
you may live in Canada.

(This is my favourite, because how true)


If you have more miles
on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada.


If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
you may live in Canada.


If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends,
you definitely are Canadian.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 07:07 PM

Hilarious. And too, too true!
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:07 AM

Yup. Is it any wonder we love our beer. cheers.gif
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:27 AM

I'm not to sure about this stuff I recognize a few of them here in Michigan although there are a few more like
If your childs baseball game has been cancled due to snow you probably live in Michigan
If you show people where you live by pointing to a spot on your hand you probably live in Michigan
and my favorite
If your first aid kit includes bug spray tire chains rain coat and a blanket and they all get used the same day you know you live in Michigan
release a big one today and catch a trophy tomorrow

Paul
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:26 PM

well riffleriversteel...I think some of the other states would have to go a long way to beat you. cheers.gif
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