Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was tying some flies for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider getting rid of all this fly tying stuff and that stupid rusty old Jeep.
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound just like my ex wife."
"EX WIFE!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Bob replied: "I wasn't!"