Adam Saarinen 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2015 Maybe i was in Florida birdwatching?:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlaFly 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2015 Come on guys... this thread has gone from funny, to risqué, to downright offensive. Let's put it to rest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2015 What's green & Irish and sits on your lawn in the summer time? Why, it's Paddy 'O Furniture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted March 17, 2015 actually the joke goes what is irish and stays out all night. either way everyone is Irish today rich mc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artimus001 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2015 Come on guys... this thread has gone from funny, to risqué, to downright offensive. Let's put it to rest. agreed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2015 Poor Murphy. Picture a humble farmhouse. In the bedroom lies Murphy the cobbler on his death bed. Father O’Malley has given the good man his last rites and the room is quiet as he slips in and out of consciousness. Then, a wonderful aroma of cinnamon and sugar wafts up beneath Murphy’s nostrils and enlivens him. The smell of Mrs. Murphy’s scones baking is so tempting, it makes the dying man sit upright in bed.With all of his remaining strength, Murphy pulls himself across the house into the kitchen and there, piled high on the table are mounds and mounds of perfect golden brown scones, hot out of the oven. Murphy inhales deeply, a beatific smile spreads across his face. With his last ounce of strength he approaches the table and with a shaking hand reaches for one of the scones… ‘WHAP!’, a wooden spoon comes down hard across his hand. “Feck off! Those are for the funeral!” shouts Mrs. Murphy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artimus001 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2015 ^^^^^^LOL^^^^^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2015 The secret ... to big fish (pictures) ... is out !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2015 Mutt & Jeff were out one evening, casting streamers along the weed beds for muskies. Down the shoreline they suddenly heard a woman screaming and a little dog yapping, with sounds of splashing water, then silence followed by sobbing cries. They quickly rowed over to her pier and asked, “Lady, what the hell happened?” “Well my little dog and I were just sitting here, playing in the water and a muskie came up and ate my little Fifi!” The two men looked at one another and then Mutt yells back to the lady, “OH YEAH? WHAT COLOR WAS SHE?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rocco 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2015 True story. Way back in my competitive bass fishing mode, my partner and I were at a Buggs Island restaurant where a guy was bemoaning the loss of friend who crashed his car over a guard rail into the lake.... "New structure" my partner said. We never went back. wunbe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Saarinen 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2015 shoebop! I still laugh my guts out when i look at that! Thankyou!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2015 I could watch this on AOL, where Wife sent it to me. But I can't watch it here anywhere else because this is, of course, my work computer. SO I don't know if this is the full version or not. But it IS very funny, especially if you're like me and can't stand children. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
essequamvideri 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2015 Mikechell, Want to say "Thank You for this". Extremely twisted and funny! However, I'm trying to explain to my boss why I have soda stains on my mustache and down the front of my shirt. I just can't seem to find the words to say it is from the soda coming out my nose while watching this. So again, Thank You. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2015 LOL ... You are very welcome. If I'd been drinking something when I watched it, I'd have the same explanations to make. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites