Guest rich mc Report post Posted February 8, 2017 a whole was found in the wall of the nudist camp.... the police are looking into it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 Oh no ... Rich has been talking to the grade school kids again !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 Two crooks stole a calendar. They each got six months. How many tickles to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted February 9, 2017 i thought i saw an eye doctor on an alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical aleutian. when cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flytire 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2017 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted February 10, 2017 sign on the lawn at he drug rehab center said keep of the grass there was a person that sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. no pun in ten did no more i promise! rich Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlivGer 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2017 LOL)))) I am an idiot) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2017 Proper punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, "Let's eat Grandpa" becomes "Let's eat punctuation". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Saarinen 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2017 I bought some wading boots from a drug dealer, i don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GP flyfisherman 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2017 So true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2017 I'll be using that one, Adam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtrout58 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2017 I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. And, it's terrible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted March 28, 2017 did you hear of the cross eyed teacher that could keep her pupils straight rich mc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saltybum 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2017 Three guys survived a plane crash and ended up stranded on an island for a couple years. One was an older business man, second guy a younger struggling athlete and the third was well a bit slow. One found an old bottle on the beach and took it back to the others to show and when he pulled the cork a Genie came out. Well he granted them each one wish. The older business man wished to be back home young and strong with his wife young and beautiful again, whoosh, he's gone! The second guy wished to be back in the game strong and at the top of his game with beautiful girls all around, whoosh he's gone! The third slow guy asked if he could think about his wish for a bit. Genie says "I'll give you till tomorrow". Genie comes back the next day and the guy says "You know it sure is lonely here on this island without those two other guys...I really wish they were back here"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
