islander727 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2017 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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mikechell 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2017 What do you get when you mix the sport of boxing and the barroom brawler?  You get ... Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCxhHMwqnS8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2017 Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtrout58 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2017 My wife says i have two faults. Â I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2017 oldtrout58, stellar joke, that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saltybum 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2017 Ditto. My wife says I have no patience....until I get a fishing rod in my hands....then I have all the patience in the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2017 Yeah ... my Wife says stuff, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2017 What is the difference between a fairy and a witch? 20 years of marriage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandan 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2017 An older about 65 year old woman shows up in church wearing a white wedding gown ready to get married. The clergyman goes up to her and says, "my dear you know white is for virgins. I've performed the marriage ceremony for you twice already. How can you wear white?" The woman answers, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted to do was look. My second husband who passed away was a stamp collector. I sure do miss him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agn54 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2017 An older about 65 year old woman shows up in church wearing a white wedding gown ready to get married. The clergyman goes up to her and says, "my dear you know white is for virgins. I've performed the marriage ceremony for you twice already. How can you wear white?" The woman answers, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted to do was look. My second husband who passed away was a stamp collector. I sure do miss him. 😂😂🤣 This one took me a minute Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2017 Dad, can you please take me to the circus? No, son. If they want to see you they can can home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted November 17, 2017 the hamburgers has a little girl what did they name her? ill answer tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xterrabill 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2017 lettuce see if I can catsup to you with an answer......maybe Patty? nyuck nyuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
