flytire 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2018 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2018 Put broken items and trash in boxes, tape them up and put them on your doorstep as if they'd been delivered that day. The thieves will steal those and have ... less than nice ... holiday surprises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flytire 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2018 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2018 LOL .... however, Trout, you'll come and go, and you'll still want to play. AND ... if you're not there, you don't mind if I play with a few others. Â A pissed off wife is there ALL the time, and when she doesn't want to play, nobody gets to play. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fshng2 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2018 A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth he talks for only 5 minutes. The second Sunday he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday he talks for two and a half hours. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than five minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't stop talking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 9, 2019 Sittin on the dock of the bay. Watchin the TIDE roll away.... Clemson 44,Bama 16 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caloosa bug 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2019 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2019 That one took me off guard, Caloosa! Thank you for the laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted February 17, 2019 The English language is difficult but can be understood though through tough thorough thought... Â A guy's wife had a seashell tattooed to her thigh. He said when he puts his ear up to it he can smell the ocean.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2019 My new favorite T-shirt. Â Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
