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If you haven't seen it, yet, you have to find and watch "Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood".

We had to pause it several times because we couldn't catch our breaths.

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"We catch 'em ... then ... we let 'em go."

"Why?"

 

"You know what calms me? Barbecuing fish!"

 

While I don't like Hank Patterson much ... this has some good potential to be really funny! I am waiting for part two.

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For those of us who love cats, you'll understand this.

For those who hate cats, you'll feel vindicated.

For those of you who don't think anything about cats, you won't get it.

 

 

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A priest and a rabbi grew up in the same town together. They happen to be back home visiting at the same time and run into each other. They deicide to take a walk together and reminisce about old times.

 

They come to a bridge over a creek and the one says to the other I used to take a leak off this bridge in my younger days. The other says, so did I. So they look at each other and whip em out.

 

The Priest looks at the Rabbi and says "Lord that water is cold", the Rabbi replies "Deep to". :)

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I will offer my apologizes before I start, just in case, but I found this funny.

 

When Colorado voted to allow same sex marriage they also voted to legalize marijuana. They had no choice. In the book of Leviticus it says if a man lays with another man he must be stoned.

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Two guys talking in the bar,

I've started having pension sex.

Pension sex? What's that.

Well I get it once a week but its not enough to live on.

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I don't worry about the legs too much. Ruins the action, I think.

I prefer to tie mine like this.

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Mikechell,

 

I saw someone do this at a party back in the 80's. At least I think I saw someone do this at a party back in the 80's.

 

Michael

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