Bimini15 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2016 I want to take advantage of this very special season of the year to thank you and to tell you guys how much you are appreciated. It truly comes from the heart, not like those Hallmark messages that people copy and paste from the internet. Your knowledge and ability have been a source of inspiration to me. I am so proud of being a part of this group, because of your selflessness, because of your dedication, because you are always there when someone needs a hand. Simply put, because you are the best waterpolo team I have ever known. Sincerely, Bimini Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flat Rock native 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2016 David R. too funny.... Designated Drivers are a totally good thing, so don't go Volunteering real soon... Taxi On... keep da meter rollin... And forget that water polo stuff..... I am just hoping to get to the mailbox... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crackaig 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2016 A family decide to get a new pet, they decide they want a parrot. Then they realise that parrots are rather expensive, so they will have to wait while they save up.One day the wife is out shopping, and sees a parrot in the pet shop. She enquires about the price. "£25" says the shopkeeper, "And I'll throw in the cage." Why so cheep?" she asks. "Well he was kept in a, er... house of ill repute. Some of the things he says are.... well you can imagine." The woman thinks she can re train the parrot to be more civil so buys it, and takes it home. At home she uncovers the cage, the parrot looks around and says "New house. New madam. Well, she thinks, that isn't so bad. Later the two teenage daughters arrive home from school. When he sees them, the parrot says "New house. New madam, New girls." Still this isn't too bad she thinks. Later the husband walks in. On seeing the husband the parrot says. "Hi Kevin." Cheers, C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caloosa bug 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2016 I almost put some socks on today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2016 That is it! The end of the fishing season... Stay warm at home with your socks and tie flies for the new season opening on Saturday... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2016 LOL Brrrrr .... it's been a cold Winter. I can't wait until it's over, tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2016 Yep. Ready to pack up the long sleeve t-shirts and the wool lined flip-flops already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtrout58 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saltybum 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2017 Wind is cranking up again outside and brought back to mind an oldie thought yall might enjoy. One breezy afternoon in Chicago an elderly British chap was standing at a bus stop next to nice looking young lady in a dress when a gust of wind blew her shirt up an over her head. While the girl was trying to push it back down the chap couldn't help but notice she wasn't wearing any undies. Seeing that the young lady was a bit embarrassed he tried dignify the situation a bit by saying in his English accent "A bit airy ain't it?" She turned and looked at him and said "What did you expect, horse feathers?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam Saarinen 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2017 Why can't Barbie & Ken have babies? = Ken comes in a differen't box! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lesg 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2017 Adam, I didn't realize that you had such a good command of North American English slang LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
essequamvideri 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2017 Bacon is the gateway drug of vegetarians Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted February 6, 2017 who was the fattest knight at King Arthurs round table ? Sir Cumference Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bimini15 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2017 The secret service is changing its ways for the new president. In situations of danger, instead of saying "Get down!", they will now be saying "Donald Duck!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rich mc Report post Posted February 8, 2017 two silk worms had a race they ended up in a tie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites