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Put broken items and trash in boxes, tape them up and put them on your doorstep as if they'd been delivered that day. The thieves will steal those and have ... less than nice ... holiday surprises.

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LOL .... however, Trout, you'll come and go, and you'll still want to play. AND ... if you're not there, you don't mind if I play with a few others.

 

A pissed off wife is there ALL the time, and when she doesn't want to play, nobody gets to play.

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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth he talks for only 5 minutes.

The second Sunday he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday he talks for two and a half hours.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they

asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for

more than five minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't stop talking.

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The English language is difficult but can be understood though through tough thorough thought...

 

A guy's wife had a seashell tattooed to her thigh. He said when he puts his ear up to it he can smell the ocean....

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