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troutguy#1

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  1. This is why all fishing boats should be equipped with cannons like the good old days.

     

    :lol2: Sounds like that guy was a piece of :poop: You handled it better than I would have. I would have been so mad that I would have forgot to get the boat #.


  2. I've been hearing on the news about ring tones only kids can hear, and how they can get calls in school, and text message, without the teachers knowing. Its called the mosquito tone which was originally developed as a high pitch tone only teenagers can hear, and is apparently very a annoying sounding, and is played in areas to keep teenagers from loitering, like in front of stores. Well, kids are smart these days, they recorded the mosquito tone and use it as a ring tone in their cell phones, and adults can't hear the phones ringing... LOL. click here for more info.

    Graham

     

    Some adults can hear them(my dad can when it is turned up). Can any of you hear it? I am 13, so I can still hear it.(I can vouch for the annoying part.)


  3. A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

     

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

     

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

     

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

     

    "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

     

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

     

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

     

     

    Moral of this story...

     

    Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

     


  4. Has anyone ever made a fly entirely out of household materials? I think that a fly made completely out of electrical materials would be interesting. Maybe that is because my Dad uses that stuff a lot. What are some of the more different materials you've use?

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