Guest Report post Posted January 12, 2004 Okay since all you swabbies keep bragging here's one to knock your sails down a little. An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old timer, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back! Just remember you all asked for it with all that bragging LOL Tight Lines, Fatman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 13, 2004 Here's another: This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said, "Son ... don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller." Makes ya almost cry, don't it? Fatman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mitch 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2004 All, I'll post my bio in the forum later, but as for making up any stories...that ain't me. I've been through the fraternity in college and 10 years in the Navy (so far) with deployments around the world. Stories....I got 'em. They're embarrassing, funny, some make you gasp and pride yourself in your own morals, but all true. Stories that my kids will never know. Take care all, Mitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 13, 2004 Like I said, I' got your six. Sailors stick together, and there are some stories that are so true as to be unbelievable - I know, too! Mitch - they don't need to know a ton of stuff - just enuff to piss 'em off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted January 13, 2004 Having been in the Air Force for 10 1/2 yrs. I know exactly what you mean, my wife doesn't know all of them and NEVER WILL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Fatman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SDHflyfisher 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2004 that is ome funny shit there unfortunately i'm not going in the service Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
