Office Dares...

[Guest]

Liven up a day at work with a game of Office Dares.

 

ONE-POINT DARES:

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one

other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning'

to you.

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave

your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk

right now. Bye."

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your

hands over your head.

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it,

and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm that feels soooooo

good!"

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone

points it out say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this

way".

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every

time the doors open.

 

THREE-POINTS DARES:

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him

with double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then

asks," Did you get all that, I don't want to have to

repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise

your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink

directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player'

within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

 

FIVE POINT DARES:

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it

would be nice to conclude with the singing of the

national anthem (extra points if you actually launch

into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while

they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light

switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as

"Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really

have to go do a "number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad

Jamaican accent as in "the report's on your desk,

mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into

the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your

forehead repeatedly and mutter,"Shut up, damn it, all

of you just shut up!"

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,

"As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I

look in tights"

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask

"You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the

same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind,

it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,

say, "I can't talk about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell

him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant.

Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,

etc) during a very important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your

desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the

back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when

someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and

biscuit smash each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your

chair towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each

meeting attendee, move them according to the movements

of their real-life counterparts.