"puts me back in de water, ye shifless skonk!...y'all messes wif me, 'n ize gwine t' sic Mammy Yokum 'n all them 'beeyootiful' Dogpatch wimmin on yo' sorry Kaintuckie backside - ah ain't no magic carp, you ain't no magic fishin' man, 'n if'n y'all caint do no better'n mah sorry carcass, then y'all deserves t' be beholdin t' one o' them FINE Dogpatch ladies!
Oh, and by's the by - Ah ain't talkin' 'bout no Moonshine McSwine 'n Daisy Mae, neithuh - they's too good lookin' & deelectable fo' y'all's sorry, mizzable countenance..."
BDH is so shaken by all this, he cries out "DFix, HELP ME, O, HELP ME, I'S SORE AFRAID - HOW DO I ...?"