Guest Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Bob was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?" Old Bob had a great sense of humor. One day, Old Bob had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. Soooooooo..............................you know where the juice went!!! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today." At this, Old Bob snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll just run it through again. Maybe it will come out better this time." The nurse fainted. Old Bob just smiled ___________________________________________________________________ Little Jane was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. > "Tell me, Jane, who created the universe?" > When Jane didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear. > "God Almighty!" shouted Jane and the teacher said, "Very good" and Jane fell back asleep. > A while later the teacher asked Jane, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, Jane didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Jane and the teacher said, "Very good," and Jane fell back asleep. > Then the teacher asked Jane a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pencil. This time Jane jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" > The Teacher fainted. Enjoy the day. Fatman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vices 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 Thanx alot Fatman(no offence.. ) that was just what i needed.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted July 29, 2004 HAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Bullets 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 lol, thanks man, good way to start the day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
