fairwxflyfish

caught this on a small nymph

I fish with two fur kids.. A German Shepherd Dog called Fischer 27months old, I will never want for firewood on the river, I call him my 110lb wood pecker/beaver/chainsaw, he has stood up to two wolves and a black bear. I love this dog!!!!! noifandorbut about it. and a 85lb Golden Retriever called Thor he is also 27 months old, just out for a good time, and of course fish, can't understand why I let the fish go when I worked so hard to "retrieve" them!!! he is a ball on the river.. I love them both and would not really think of fishing without them

flying ridiculously from the rusted tailpipe

there were feathers

and outrageous length, great hockey game,

WHAT A FRIGGIN GREAT GAME, CLEAN AND FAST, IT IS GREAT TO BE CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only for special flys, his hair is part of a memorial fly for a Police service dog that died in the line of Duty..

House mouse delivers!!!!!!!

Basking in the beautiful glow of that tying room! That is amazing. Thanks that is the old room, I have moved.. not to hiJack, but here it is now, I still have the storage boxes which are really garage mechanic boxes, that work very well, I clear Plano boxes for Swap Flies and one offs..

look in the centre right those blue drawers are my flies ..wets on the right,Drys on the left, now labeled

Whata long strange

In a castle, far, far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Ephemera who was on her horse with a special mission to find a prince. His name was Hardy and he was the most courageous and skilled prince in the land. Now as Ephemera approached the prince she said, "How are you today?" He said, "I'm fine, thank you. What do you want, Princess?" I would like a purple, horned chumpa to play my miniature piano and my loveable pet pony, Patty. "Pretty Princess," purred the prince as the chupa sat eating a guy named Mike. He tasted bad, like rotten fishheads. Now, the ''Pretty Princess'' also said that she needed a prince to marry or she will not be Queen. So the prince said, "I'm already married, but she's 105 and has tapeworms... doesn't have long before the worms finish her off. When that happens, I'll be free. So I can be your prince." But the princess was an Elizabethan

However, fairwxflyfishing was not paying attention to his bobber as it bobbed and then it disapeared in a huge whirlpool and broke open. He cried to mom, she slapped him viscously in the vicinity of his head and shoulders, causing his dandruff to choke her. And while choking, she beat him to the next fish. Later that evening, fairwxflyfish stomped around in his baggy yellow waders in the moonlight. The coyotes howled and Will Mullis howled with them Steeldrifter showed up and began to swim in his distinct artistic style. As he twirled and pranced about and a kicked and sang an Irish pub ditty SmallieFanatic jacked threads. BigDaddyHub dealt with frustration of Democrats by running for the Captain Crunch Title; Grand Poobah of Fred Flintstone's lodge meanwhile, yellow daisies attracted purple bees and tye-dyed geckos and Grateful Dead fans were maced for rowdy mellowness and glassy eyed trout

Sorry man I didn't mean any offense Sorry about that. No offense taken, I am 47 now and it still hurts, somethings take longer then others to stop hurting.. I am honored to be featured in the story even if I am the keystone cop villain... ahahahha

Hay guys I am laughing at this, but and there is always a but, My Mom passed away when I was 8yrs old, and I love her dearly and miss her every day.. Be kind OK!!!

redd riding hood

It is more of a Salmon fly, Pteronarcys Californica , I know it is in the Stone fly family , but it is the Godzilla of Stones.. it works great here in SWAB ..

I think this is my first fly added to the Database, hope you all like it .. A new addition to the fly pattern database has been submitted by fairwxflyfish: TTFU-----The Thing from Uranus

were casting was

Hans W You are an inspiration!!!!!

Sounds like a bad LSD trip so far... THIS IS HOW GREAT MUSIC IS WRITTEN! LONG LIVE THE BEATLES. I agree, I am not sure if it is one left over from the 70's or somebody slipped me some via- the inter net... FAT LADIES CHUM IN SPANDEX man I think my arm is melting and I can see the music and hear the sun talking .. :bugeyes:

A point from my Butt Outt Facilitators days.. you would have to gain over 75lbs of body weight to have the same health risk as a pack of smokes.. Most folks only gain 15 - 20 lbs when trying to stop smoking, one of the best ways to combat the craving is exercise, and eat healthy.. so it is not so bad.. 15-20 lbs plus you will feel a hell of a lot better and it will be easier to get rid of the little bit of weight you do gain..

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimy worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fish sticks. Then someone farted. It smelled like a bait fisherman’s truck. A little old green '53 Chevy rots in the molten lava beds of Hawaii. the grateful dead played a variation of spanking the monkey while a fisherman with his binoculars spied on cheerleaders eating Corn Flakes. They were singing this crazy version of Terrapin Station while an orangutan cast his fly toward a fat lady and hooked her basket of sandwiches which he promptly threw at the tourists. As he was arrested his fly rod was snatched up by Fairwxflyfish to only have it turn into a baitcaster, fairwxflyfish fished not ever never with a flyrod. Instead he baitplunked all night long to no avail, flimsy gray rod ,plastic worms,spinners and live bait, where all he tried for catfish. His Fischer Dog

When I quit 20 some odd years ago, I started drinking more coffee, well I noticed that my stir stick was plastic so I popped one in my mouth, well I must have killed 30,000 of them but they got me over the craving stage and the missing something stage.. chew the shit out of them they don't mind... I still chew an odd one now and then, when I get aggravated or upset over something..I think that is why God made them to help fishermen get over smoking ..... P.S. if you want to know what it is like to live with lung disease/cancer, take one of the plastic stir straws the brown ones with two little holes in it, and breath through that for a minute.. only that .... it hurts like hell it will not be the inhale that hurts it is the exhale.... you can not move enough air to satisfy your body, I bet you will not last the full minute...

Once upon a flimsy gray rod there were no slimy worms allowed which made the sky pink with marmalade and fish sticks. Then someone farted. It smelled like a bait fisherman’s truck. A little old green '53 Chevy rots in the molten lava beds of Hawaii. the grateful dead played a variation of spanking the monkey while a fisherman with his binoculars spied on cheerleaders eating Corn Flakes. They were singing this crazy version of Terrapin Station while an orangutan cast his fly toward a fat lady and hooked her basket of sandwiches which he promptly threw at the tourists. As he was arrested his fly rod was snatched up by Fairwxflyfish to only have it turn into a baitcaster, fairwxflyfish fished not ever never with a flyrod. Instead he baitplunked all night long to no avail, flimsy gray rod