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About Floyd

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  • Birthday 11/08/1938

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    Mesa Arizona
  1. I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I had picked up a stranger, and asked, "Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know that I'm not a serial killer?" I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car was astronomical.
  2. Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was tying some flies for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider getting rid of all this fly tying stuff and that stupid rusty old Jeep. Bob got a horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?" He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound just like my ex wife." "EX WIFE!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!" Bob replied: "I wasn't!"
  3. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
  4. I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
  5. Got mine yesterday. Nice set of flies. Look like fish getters to me.
  6. The Dave’s Hopper I used to tie and fish with used Polypropylene Yarn. At fly shops it’s usually called Poly Yarn. It’ floats. Chenille not so much.
  7. Mine are on the way. Should get them Monday or Tuesday.
  8. Flies mailed this morning. You should receive them Monday or Tuesday.
  9. Some of the dollar stores have car wash gloves that are the same as the mops. Click on link. http://www.flytyingforum.com/index.php?showtopic=65750&hl=glove
  10. Late yesterday afternoon when the sun went down I stayed up all night wondering what happened to it. Early this morning IT DAWNED ON ME!
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