riffleriversteelheadslayer 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message . First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason .. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan.. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target . The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ; In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky . Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi , Alex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhammer 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 That is amazing! Goes to show that scum like that get what they deserve! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lykos33 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 :clapping: BRAVO :clapping: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flytyer14 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyfishingtaz 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 153 gallons!!!!! lmbo....I dont make that much in a week right now. That's awesome. Goes to show that some people really do get what they deserve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MIKE*A 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2011 I saw this before, it might have been here......It's very funny and even though I would like to believe it happened, I have my doubts........I've been a cop for over 20 years and I have never arrested a robber, burglar, street thief that had a credit card.....unless it was stolen..... Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eastern fly 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2011 Prior service member here also. GOOD JOB! Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeky 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2011 It's a very entertaining story, one I would be mostly fine with. There are a couple of resources out there to check things out if you wonder about stories. Sometimes it is amazing what the real story is. TruthorFiction.com and here is what I found at Snopes.com: Mugger Story Both sites have pretty good back up for their statements. Just be careful, or you can spend a lot of time there reading stories. Deeky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MowestFlyfisher 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2011 Even if it's not real it should make some people rethink what they are doing trying to mug, rob, etc... good all american people. I would like to take this time to thank all who have served for our country either on the battlefield or at home such as this story to keep the rest of us here safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillFisher 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2011 Nice lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
