Guest Report post Posted November 26, 2003 oiled or soiled???dear god i need therapy after this thread steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sippy 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Come to think of it, I've got it on video! This could become profitable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stel 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Wow, just like old times is right. Hey John, Glad to see you here. I just joined yesterday. Miss the jokes:) Can't wait to read the report from arkansas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chromium 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Well, here's the story: We were at the pool in Tennessee enjoying a few drinks. Ok, quite a few. Then we decided that we were tired of walking so we loaded the bar into the back of the truck, and parked it at the fence by the pool. (We needed electricity for the blender.) Blender?? Water?? Bad combo! LOL Anyway, our kids were diving through a little (and I do mean little) blow up ring. I thought "What the hell! I can do that." With a few chest thumps and a self proclimation of "Girth Man" I dove through the ring. Next, it was a little foggy as I found myself bobbing underwater, upside down with a rather small tube firmly wedged around my waist. (By the way, Girth man in 6'4" 280Lbs.) How my stomach made it through, I'll never know. It defies the laws of physics. From there Ralf and I progressed to 2 tubes, then three as the women continued to lovingly gaze at us from the bar. For some reason.................we had the pool all to ourselves that day. In Ralfs' own words: "Wait until the get a load of us!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted November 26, 2003 QUOTE We're leaving for Arkansas tonight. Hmmm.......15 hours in a truck with Shoe. That should be a riot. Too funny. Sounds like a great trip. Wish I could be there, except for the clothing part. Just the thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted November 26, 2003 For some of you not familiar with John, he used to be an actor. One of his better works was playing the Pear in the Fruit of the Loom commercials. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sippy 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Wish I could be there, except for the clothing part. Clothing is optional, I guess. Might be a little chilly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chromium 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 D!CK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steeldrifter 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2003 Welcome to the loony bin John! Smallie you said ONE time back in high school? Is that kinda like......And then this one time! at band camp! SD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted November 27, 2003 you fight with people all the time, you aren't necessarily a bad guy, you screw one sheep and you're a sheep ****** for life.... steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
northern_outdoorsman 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2003 BOO!!! Hi John and WELCOME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stel 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2003 To funny chromium... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingfisher2 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2003 Oh NO...the cross-dressing, ballest looking belly tuber has arrived.......280 lbs?????? I'm bringing the scale John.......you're not fooling me....I know why you had to get a larger boat.....hehe We must wet a line soon brother! Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted December 11, 2003 Well I can see you already know most of the nuts and warned about the others. Hope you enjoy your time here!!!!! Tight Lines, Fatman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chromium 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Thanks for all the kind words and such a warm welcome. It's exactly the kind of welcome I'm used to. LOL A special thanks to you Kingfisher................you A$$! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
