mikechell 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2015 From what I understand, Michael, if you remember a party from the 80s ... you weren't there. Then again ... I KNOW I saw the Beatle's yellow submarine pass over a party I was at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rstaight 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2015 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2015 Wife says I have a problem with short term memory. I don't know about that, but my short term memory sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2016 Nintendo has brought out a new game for the parents of disobedient Scottish children.Wii shite and Wii bastard will be available in shops from Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtrout58 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2016 A man walks into a zoo and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a real shitzu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2016 Now that's funny, oldtrout58! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy. The other is a little lighter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agn54 0 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says, "what's up with the steering wheel?" and the pirate says, "AAARRRGH, it's driving me nuts!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 Just a few items my idle hands found on the internet today ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josephcsylvia 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2016 My joke of the day is a true story! My wife looks at me today and asks how much money ive saved tying my own flies!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatchet Jack 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2016 Wrestler Mongo and his world champion opponent "The Masked Mangler" are set to wrestle for the world championship - the fight of the century! Mongo and his trainer are discussing the match and he explains to him that the Masked Mangler has a famous hold called the Pretzel Hold that no man has ever broken. He tells Mongo if he gets you in the Pretzel Hold the match is over. The night of the match Mongo is holding his own against the Mangler but all of a sudden he is trapped in the Pretzel Hold. The trainer throws in the towel and turns to walk off. Then a roar comes from the crowd, and the trainer looks back and sees that Mongo has pinned the Mangler down and the match is over. They return to the dressing room and the trainer says, "Mongo, how in heck did you do it? No man has ever broken the Pretzel Hold." Mongo says, "Well the Mangler had me all twisted up in the most gawd awful position I have ever been in and as I was passing out, I looked up and saw the biggest set of balls I have ever seen, hanging in my face, so I just bit the hell out of 'em." The trainer laughed and said, "That must have worked?" Mongo said, "You got that right, you would be surprised at the power that enters your body when you bite your own balls." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2016 I don't remember where I first heard, or read this. But it's one of my favorite one liners ... "When I die, I want to go out peacefully, in my sleep ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikechell 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2016 Couldn't stop laughing. Every time we thought about this, Wife and I would crack up again. Now the joke is, if she needs to use hers, make sure the person you hand it to knows what it's for! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntsurvivalist 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2016 Couldn't stop laughing. Every time we thought about this, Wife and I would crack up again. Epipen_6f8ecd_5621527.jpg Now the joke is, if she needs to use hers, make sure the person you hand it to knows what its for! Thats funny! Hopefully she doesnt give it to you! Haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites