Joke of the day

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[RickZieger 0]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it;

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it...


Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter; either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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[CDewberry 0]

A fly tier proudly shows off his meticulously organized tying materials. Each box is labeled with intricate detail: "Mayfly nymphs, size 16-20," "Dry flies, classic patterns," "Woolly buggers, big and mean." Then, he points to a dusty, unmarked box in the corner. "That one," he whispers, "contains my secret weapon, the fly so deadly I haven't dared to tie it since 1978." A curious friend reaches for the box, only to find it empty. The fly tier winks and says, "That's the joke, son. It's the 'fish never see it coming' fly."

[Gene L 0]

An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.  The Scot yells, "Drinks all around, on me!"  The patrons of the bar gave loud cheers.  The next day the local paper read "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death."

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Spring in Wisconsin!

 

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asks the rabbit 'What's your blood type?'

'I'm probably a type O' says the rabbit.