So after all that, questioning my reading comprehension and everything...I was right. You've never actually used one. Good day, sir.
Why would I even ask questions about something if I already know the answers?
If pretending that I was misrepresenting something (something that, by the way, I stated several times, that you apparently couldn't be bothered to read) and "claiming victory" is what it takes for you to feel important, I'm glad I could provide that to you.
It's a good thing you can tie flies and use a screwdriver, because I don't think advanced reading comprehension is in the cards.
Congratulations, big guy, you sure showed me!
Big clap from this guy. Well written.