flytire, are you willing to share the secret of those great looking eyes.
As for your sig line, I don't always ask for senior discount anymore without checking one thing first. Stopped at KFC and ordered a family bucket on sale. Asked for their 10% senior discount. Got the food, got the bill and it was more than the sale price but a couple of dollars. I asked the brilliant person at the register how that could be. He looked at the bill and said "You got the senior discount". I said "Yeah, but the cost is more than the same package listed for sale". He explained in his brilliant reasoning that "You only get the discount on the regular price, not on the sale price". I only shook my head and asked who was the manager that night. Some girl about 12 years old shows up and asks what the problem was. She gives same explanation of guy at register. I carefully explain to her that I want to give back the food, get my refund, and buy it back at the listed sale price. She did this, got that, "Now I get it" look on her face and apologized. A couple of people behind me didn't get mad about the time I took but rather were laughing like crazy and the brilliant display of reasoning behind the register. By the way, last time I stopped at KFC they said they didn't have the senior discount anymore but could get a free beverage. Must be easier for staff to figure out.