Guest Report post Posted March 11, 2021 My exotics guy has an unusual mask😛 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 11, 2021 Any youse guys have blonde wives too.😛 A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO." ★*•♫ Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile.♫.•* ★  HaHa!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 15, 2021 You might be a redneck... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2021 Not sure if this little interactive deal still works in my signature in some forums.  Can’t view the desktop version on IPhone...  ????? 08C50404-6F75-4D3F-AEED-D6B147BAFC18.MOV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 20, 2021 Recon what the raisin are?.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cphubert 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2021 17 hours ago, denduke said: Recon what the raisin are?.... Pancakes and smartpills! Now that's the way to start the day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RickZieger 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2021 A Catholic Priest was teaching a young Sunday Scholl class. He asked "Why do I wear this collar?" One of the young students replies. "Because it kills ticks and flees for months." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xterrabill 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2021 I wish I could have posted this in a serious thread to get full effect. enjoy! Â Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2021 Happy Bunny Day! CA4621FD-85A5-4C04-B507-28443365FCC1.MOV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
